Quotes that should be famous:
1- Life would be more interesting, if it was more interesting.
2- If i had a dime for every person that liked me, id be broke.
3- Your mom.
4- It isnt clowns that are scary, its the person in the clown costume.
5- Mastrubation, a mans only relief from his female companions.
Best ways to die:
1- Orgy
2- Constipation
3- Bloody Eagle
4- Mastrubation
5- Creating a super space-craft jet that flies over light speed and crashing into a sun searing your fles from your bones and cooking you nuclear style.
Worst College names ever:
1- Chebacca's College of Cosmotology
2- Bobs hole-digging University
3- Paris Hiltons State College of Plastic Surgery
4- Rob Zombies College of killing
5- The university of playboy
Worst food names:
1: McBabies Baby burger
2- Puke Salad
3- Bulimic Burger
4- Fried Dicks
5- Man eggs.
Best ideas:
1- Dont go to vegas with more than $1000
2- Dont cheat on video games, Karmas gonna get you.
3- Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious
4- male pregnancies
5- aliens. not the illigal kind.